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n the beginning, there was void and timeless, spaceless nothingness. And into the nothingness there came a thought; purposeful and all-pervading, it filled the void. There existed no matter, only force, a movement, a vortex of vibration. In the beginning, there was eternal thought, and for thought to be eternal, time must exist. So into the all-pervading thought grew the LAW of TIME, which exists through all space, floating in a smooth, rhythmic movement that is eternally in a state of fixation. Time doesn’t change but all things change in time. For time is the force that holds events separate, each in its own proper place. Time is not in motion but you move through time as your consciousness moves from one event to another. By time you exist, all in all, an eternal ONE existence. Know that even though in time you are separate, you are still ONE, in all times existent.

The Emerald Tablets of Thoth

26,000 BC

(via dear-lover)

It’s fine. It’s an impossible list. I’ll just conjure you up instead.

+blonde hair
+blue eyes
+available to me
+taller than me
+creative
+intelligent
+sensitive but strong minded
+an alpha male without being too much of a dick about it, or at least my equal
+speaks/knows two other languages
+appreciates music and art
+good sense of humour
+able to keep up with me: sexually, intellectually, emotionally
+isn’t afraid to try new things, in or out of the bedroom
+wants me for my passion, my intelligence, my lust, and willingness
+wants me physically, emotionally, mentally, and metaphysically
+witty/quick on his feet
+isn’t afraid of my darker tendencies and understands them
+isn’t clingy
+isn’t possessive
+spends time doing other things, without the constant need to be around me
+has a job, even if it’s being a full time student
+has ambition
+loves to travel
+a bit of a geek/nerd
+likes comics, video games, computers, gaming, movies, boardgames
+doesn’t spend all day playing games
+likes to get out of the house
+likes/loves history; not just in part, but in all
+passion/zest for life
+isn’t wishy washy all of the time
+wants to seduce and/or have sex with me any time of the day, anywhere, simply because I looked enticing: morning, noon, or night

Uncultured Heathens: My wife asked me to make this rebloggable so here you go I guess

endcomic:

broliloquy:

If someone ships their OCs with their own OCs, how does it work? I’m in agony over this, because all my ships used to be ones criss-crossed from my characters to my friend’s characters — and now I sort of don’t have a friend because they absolutely loathe me, but still, I’ve got to move on and…

There. Shipping physics. The end.

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